Friday, April 6, 2018

The Wicker Man



(1973) Directed by Robin Hardy; Written by Anthony Shaffer; Starring: Edward Woodward, Christopher Lee, Diane Cilento, Britt Ekland and Ingrid Pitt; Available on Blu-ray and DVD

Rating: ****½

“We wanted to create a 20th century pagan society, and we wanted to make a treasure trove of clues in plain sight, so that the aware audience could start to pick them up.” – Robin Hardy

“It’s more important to teach a new generation born on Summerisle that here the old gods aren’t dead.” – Lord Summerisle (Christopher Lee)

Horror films are at their most effective when they work on a psychological level. Profuse levels of gore and jump scares pale in comparison to the terrors the human mind can devise. Not to say that horrific imagery doesn’t have a place – it can be a catalyst for nightmare fodder, but the most enduring frights are the ones that dwell long after the final scene has vanished from your retinas. Such is the case with The Wicker Man, a film that manages to make theological differences terrifying.


Screenwriter Anthony Shaffer (Sleuth) and director Robin Hardy brought star Christopher Lee onboard, but it was their intent to create something that was different in tone from his many Hammer appearances. The filmmakers aimed for a more cerebral brand of horror. According to Hardy, “The entire film is a game.” From beginning to end, you’re never certain where many of the characters stand. The folk-infused soundtrack has a light, jaunty feel, but there’s something sinister brimming beneath the surface. Beyond the festive maypole dance and bawdy pub songs lurks a darker purpose.  


Sergeant Howie (Edward Woodward), an uptight West Highland police officer, is dispatched to a village on a remote Scottish isle* to investigate a report of a missing 12-year-old girl named Rowan Morrison. The village residents are less than helpful (even her mother disavows her existence), and he finds their atavistic ways, compared to his devout Christian traditions, beguiling and offensive. As he digs deeper, his search only yields more unanswered questions, until he’s no closer to discovering whether Rowan is alive or dead. Clues lead to the conclusion that she was (or will be) offered as a possible sacrifice to appease their gods when the crops failed. Everyone in the village, led by Lord Summerisle (Christopher Lee), participates in a conspiracy of silence and obfuscation, intended to keep Howie ignorant of their true intentions.  

* Fun Fact #1: Although the events in the story lead up to the May Day celebration, The Wicker Man was shot on location in December. On account of the cool temperatures, the actors were forced to speak with ice in their mouths in some of the outdoor scenes, to prevent their breath from showing.


Woodward does a remarkable job as the obstinate, authoritarian Sergeant Howie,* who wears his title like a shield. Because of his status and rigid belief system, he feels empowered to impose his will and version of morals on the townspeople. It’s only appropriate that he disguises himself as a fool for their pageant. His arrogant disregard for the villagers’ customs only solidifies their resolve to defy his authority. And yet, we can’t quite despise Howie, who’s attempting to do his job under trying circumstances. Woodward endows his character with humanity and vulnerability. Despite his pious appearance, Howie is only a man, with human failings. If only he had given into temptation or had not been so insensitive to the villagers’ ways, his fate might have been different, but his nature was too unwavering.

* Fun Fact #2: Lee wanted his frequent Hammer (and Amicus) co-star, Peter Cushing, to star as the pious Sergeant Howie, but Cushing had other engagements. Although it would have been a treat to see Lee and Cushing together once more, it’s hard to imagine someone other than Woodward occupying the role. 


Christopher Lee, who was well versed in the study of ancient pagan lore, plays Lord Summerisle (Lee counted this among his favorite roles), with the necessary level of gravitas and authority. As the grandson of the village’s founder, he serves as the community’s leader and spiritual compass. His interactions with Sergeant Howie are amiable and superficially cooperative, but like the rest of the villagers, his words and actions mask a hidden agenda.  


The Wicker Man features many memorable scenes, not the least of which, is the sobering ending. The events that precede this, however, are all important pieces to the elaborate puzzle the filmmakers have constructed. The innkeeper’s daughter Willow’s (Britt Ekland) au naturel dance scene *is an attempt to seduce Sergeant Howie, a test of his faith. The longer cut of the film includes a sequence where Willow ushers a teenage boy into manhood. The remainder of the scene plays offscreen, but we infer everything from a song in the pub. Howie drops in on Miss Rose (Diane Cilento) as she explains the significance of the maypole and its phallic origins to her class. When he questions her about Rowan’s presumed death, she explains their theological orientation toward death (“death” has little meaning), as if explaining it to one of her students, “We believe that when the human life is over, the soul returns to trees, to air, to fire, to water, to animals…”

* Fun Fact #3: Ekland was only filmed from the waist up… the full-body shots featuring her character’s posterior were courtesy of a dancer from a Glasgow nightclub.


As I re-watched The Wicker Man, I realized how my point of view evolved over the years. After my initial viewing, I thought good and evil, in the terms of the film, were clearly defined. I sympathized with Sergeant Howie as an innocent victim, and viewed Lord Summerisle and the villagers as the antagonists. But what if there isn’t a clearly defined right and wrong? What’s sacred and what’s profane depends on your point of view. Howie insulted their way of life, along with their belief system, and presumed that he had power over them because of his position and his faith. He didn’t deserve his awful fate, but he arguably reaped what he sowed.


There’s nothing explicitly supernatural in The Wicker Man, which appears to be by design. Hardy and Shaffer leave the details vague. Will next season’s crops thrive? Are the old gods real? We never see any evidence, beyond the villagers’ beliefs. On the other hand, we’re never certain that Howie’s beliefs are any more valid. Paganism and Christianity stand on even ground, as the film neither supports nor refutes either set of beliefs. Ultimately, the film’s conclusion is a test of faith for both parties. The Wicker Man stands the test of time as an example of genre film at its best; unnerving, naturalistic and uncompromising.

Tuesday, March 27, 2018

March Quick Picks and Pans



Season of the Witch (1972) George Romero’s little-known low-budget drama examines the real-life horrors of domestic malaise (I suspect it took more than a few fans of Night of the Living Dead by surprise). Jan White plays Joan Mitchell, a housewife approaching middle age and trapped in a loveless marriage to a self-centered businessman. Her boring suburban existence is shaken to the core after she learns one of her neighbors is a practicing witch. Her idle curiosity turns to a fervent desire to learn about the dark arts, which ignites a voyage of self-discovery and a release of long-repressed urges. As she begins to exert her awakened sense of self, she enjoys a brief affair with a free-spirited college professor.

Season of the Witch demonstrates Romero’s range as a filmmaker, illustrating his potential to do more than straight genre films. The fact that the film isn’t populated with household names works to its advantage. Everyone seems ordinary enough to make this work. Much like Martin, which followed several years later, we’re never quite sure if there’s anything supernatural going on with the main character, or if it’s purely psychological. Although we see Joan practicing spells, we’re left to speculate whether the resulting phenomena are coincidental. It’s an underrated, intellectually challenging film that deserves re-evaluation.

Rating: ***½. Available on Blu-ray (Region B), DVD (Region 2) and Amazon Prime


Scum of the Earth (1963) Herschell Gordon Lewis (working under the pseudonym Lewis H. Gordon) wrote and directed this roughie, disguised as a morality play. Naïve young high school senior Kim (Allison Louise Downe), unable to find money for college, falls in with the wrong crowd, and is reduced to posing for lewd photos. Before she knows it, she’s trapped in a vicious circle, in which she’s forced to continue posing, to meet the demands of her horny classmates. The leader of the pornography ring (Lawrence J. Aberwood) bullies her into staying, spewing lines like, “You’re damaged merchandise, and this is a fire sale.” Scum of the Earth has everything you’ve come to expect from an H.G. Lewis movie: bad acting, cheap sets and awful dialogue (But you’ve got to hand it to him; Lewis knows his audience). As long as you know what you’re in for, it’s good, trashy fun. The Something Weird DVD is loaded with extras (it’s worth a look for the drive-in between-show reels alone). The film is presented on a double bill with another “roughie,” The Defilers (I recommend skipping this one, though).

Rating: ***. Available on DVD


Blood Salvage (1990) When their motorhome loses a wheel, a disabled beauty pageant contestant (Lori Birdsong) and her family (including John Saxon as her dad) end up at a backwoods repair shop, run by creepy bible-thumping mechanic Jake Pruitt (Danny Nelson) and his two obtuse sons. Jake doesn’t make money repairing vehicles, but by staging accidents and harvesting the victims’ organs (Ray Walston plays the leader of the black-market organ syndicate). Unfortunately, this rednecksploitation flick (filmed in Georgia) sounds better on paper. Despite a cool premise and some inspired casting choices, the overall results seem tepid. Its biggest crime is that it doesn’t push the envelope enough, with the goriest bits obscured by a darkened set. It’s amusing in spots, and not a complete waste of time, but if you’re looking to see something about travelers who’ve wandered off the beaten path and lived to regret it, you’re better off with The Hills Have Eyes or Motel Hell.

Rating: **½. Available on Amazon Prime


Ghostkeeper (1981) In this Canuxploitation horror film by director/co-writer Jim Makichuk (shot around Lake Louise, in Alberta), three friends on a snowmobile trip end up in an old abandoned resort. Their troubles begin when the lodge isn’t as empty as they initially suspected. They meet the caretaker (Georgie Collins), an elderly woman who lives with her grown son, and harbors a dark secret about a spirit that resides within the walls of the resort. Ghostkeeper borrows heavily from The Shining, (including the “surprise” ending) but with none of that film’s suspense. There isn’t much reason to recommend this, unless you enjoy a glacial pace, bickering leads, and unpleasant characters all around (especially the loathsome male lead). The text prologue hints at the Native American ancient wendigo legend, but fails to deliver on the promise (I’m still waiting for a satisfying movie about the malevolent spirit).

* In some sources, including the poster above, the director’s name is spelled “Makichuck,” but the consensus appears to be “Makichuk.” Take your pick.

Rating: **. Available on DVD and Amazon Prime

Tuesday, March 20, 2018

The Great Hammer-Amicus Blogathon – Participant Roster



A few days ago, my co-host Gill Jacob from Realweegiemidget Reviews and I announced The Great Hammer-Amicus Blogathon, which will take place June 1st-3rd. You can find all the details here. Response has been great so far, but there’s always room for more bloggers.  



Here are some quick reminders… Submissions aren’t limited to written reviews/articles. Feel free to submit your YouTube video, podcast link, papyrus scrolls, cave etchings, or whatever! If it’s about Hammer or Amicus productions, we’ll list it! Need more time to think of a topic? Not to worry. There’s plenty of time to sign up, between now and the beginning of the blogathon. Not sure what movie to write about? The lists below should get you started:











Still have questions? Drop us a line. You can reach me via email (barry_cinematic@yahoo.com), Twitter (@barry_cinematic), or by commenting below. You may also contact Gill by commenting on her announcement post, Twitter (@realweegiemidge), or through her blog’s Contact Me page.




Watch the space below, which will be updated periodically:


Participant List:

The Midnite Drive-In – The Land that Time Forgot (1974)/The People that Time Forgot (1977)
Speakeasy – Taste of Fear (aka: Scream of Fear) (1961)
Isaac's Haunted Beard – Dracula A.D. 1972 (1972)
Down Among the "Z" Movies – Quatermass and the Pit (aka: Five Million Years to Earth) (1967)
Prowler Needs a Jump – Freddie Francis Profile
The Oak Drive-In – The Skull (1965)/The Witches (1966)
Micro-Brewed Reviews – When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth (1970)
The Hitless Wonder Movie Blog – Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed (1969)
Popcorn Optional – The Hound of the Baskervilles (1959)
Critica Retro – Song of Freedom (1936)
Once Upon a Screen – Dracula Has Risen from the Grave (1968)
Tales from the Freakboy Zone – Let Me In (2010)
Wide Weird World of Cult Films – Vampire Circus (1972)
Stabford Deathrage Shoots His Mouth Off – Countess Dracula (1971)
Cinephile Crocodile – X: The Unknown (1956)
A Scunner Darkly – Dracula (aka: Horror of Dracula) (1958)
Taking Up Room – Song of Freedom (1936)
The Psychotronic Kinematograph – The Terrornauts (1967)/Blood from the Mummy's Tomb (1971)
Christina Wehner – The Revenge of Frankenstein (1958)
In the Good Old Days of Classic Hollywood – Phantom Ship (aka: The Mystery of the Marie Celeste) (1935)
Synthetic Cinema – Blood from the Mummy's Tomb (1971)/The City of the Dead (aka: Horror Hotel) (1960)
Reel Distracted – The Mummy (1959)
tangoineden – Tales from the Crypt (1972)/Fear in the Night (1972)
CheeseMagnet – The Vampire Lovers (1970)
Shadowplay – The Devil Rides Out (1968)/The Beast Must Die (1974)
Silver Screen Classics - Dracula: Prince of Darkness (1966)
A Shroud of Thoughts – Captain Kronos – Vampire Hunter (1974)
Silver Screen Suppers – Scream and Scream Again (1970)
Vincent Price Legacy UK – Madhouse (1974)
Popcorn & Flickers – The Brides of Dracula (1960)
SEANMUNGER.COM – Rasputin: The Mad Monk (1966)
The Film Grump – The Curse of the Werewolf (1961)
Maddy Loves Her Classic Movies – Hands of the Ripper (1971)
CarcinoGent's Movie Space – Murder by Proxy (aka: Blackout) (1954)
Hari MacMillan – Demons of the Mind (1972)
Realweegiemidget Reviews –Asylum (1972)
Cinematic Catharsis – Twins of Evil (1971)/Dr. Terror's House of Horrors (1965)